15 Comments
User's avatar
MandelsTiger's avatar

Maybe Altman is suffering from AIBS - Artificial Intelligente Bullshit Syndrome? Eventually will lead monkeys to PCSD - Post Correctional Stress Disorder....

Expand full comment
Egor Bezel's avatar

It is called AI Delusion Syndrome - AIDS

Expand full comment
Rob B's avatar

Monsieur Shrub, a non-related question. I am getting progressively terrified by how gold is trading. There is debasement / Ponzi strength and there is end of the world strength. We are moving towards the latter. What the hell is gold telling us?

Expand full comment
mendo's avatar

I hope it doesn't fortell a wider world war!

Expand full comment
Philoinvestor's avatar

Already happening no? 🦉

Expand full comment
Philoinvestor's avatar

That fiat money is dying, that the US bond is no longer a safe haven with all the deficits and (geo)political uncertainty - and that no one is to be trusted because all Western sovereigns are bankrupt. And so, one can only find solace in a few things - one of them being the yellow precious metal...

Expand full comment
solololol's avatar

This is my quant

Expand full comment
Grimm's FX Fairy Tales @GFXFTS's avatar

Great comment. Love it

Expand full comment
Hyperbolic Discounter's avatar

Sign me up for the stupid tranche. Only dummies buy the AAAi tranche lol

Expand full comment
Taro Sakamoto's avatar

I’ve heard from highly credible source that Sam Altman’s middle name is Enron

Expand full comment
Fincast's avatar

Isn’t coreweave already issuing semi backed bonds?

Expand full comment
Trumplestiltskin's avatar

Hear me out: IPO an AIBS treasury company at 2x NAV

Expand full comment
Chronos's avatar

I prefer LOIBS - lack of intelligence backed securities.

Is it just me or are they faking their way to AGI?

Expand full comment
Prabir Talati's avatar

The parody makes it so clear to your readers. As always, thanks Shrub!

Expand full comment
Maartking's avatar

Sam Altman what a donkey

Expand full comment