Tale of Two Assets

And Shrub's New Family Game: Tamagotchi Roulette!

While on my way to becoming a Platinum-Maxi, this question kept lingering on my mind:

“How long does it take for Tamagotchi Yellen to issue the same amount of US Debt as the annual global production of Platinum?”

I’m not bad at Mafs so I set out to answer this: