Orange Monday!
“How does it feel, To treat me like you do? When you've laid your hands upon me, And told me who you are. I thought I was mistaken, I thought I heard your words…”
“Blue Monday”, New Order
GM Shrubstack!
"Black Monday" is henceforth renamed to "Orange Monday".
Orange is the new Black!
This is epically stupid, but it is what it is.
Soon, the Margin Calls will pile up, and 0dte Traders and Hedge Fund Monkeys alike will be lining up for the jobs that the new Administration intended them for:
Making Nike shoes in US-based sweat shops and assembling Apple iphones in the middle of Manhattan!
But it was all worth it. Because for a beautiful moment in time, the US 10-year dipped below 4%…
SO. MUCH. WINNING!!!!