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Barnswa's avatar

How much did you laugh whilst making that map? 😆

Le Shrub's avatar

every . single. time hehehe

Terravoir's avatar

Good lord Shrub…Goldman ripped off the flying unicorn 🦄 SoftBank/WeWork slide

Terravoir's avatar

I can’t add a photo but just Google it….

Le Shrub's avatar

TM Masaponzi Son!

MR's avatar

Operation McEpstein Flurry

cfrog's avatar

"Going back to Iran, it’s not like there’s anyone left there to call for negotiations either. Even if Trump wants to TACO, he might not find any takers!" - boom! (re)Learned this 23 years ago.

Jeff's avatar

never confuse probability with risk... they are NOT the same thing

kevin's avatar

dude, i'm sitting outside my kid's school giggling out loud like a maniac at your revised "poison mushroom" meme. it's poor form to lol outside a school alone... there's a 30% chance the authorities will be called.

Angelo's avatar

its not clear what to do then... sell everything? do nothing? the only thing clear is to not be stupid

Le Shrub's avatar

always. This time more than ever

MR's avatar

"Good luck negotiating with all the different factions. But I’m sure Goldman spoke to all of them and they guaranteed that the Hormuz Strait will be all-clear by mid-April!"

Elite Technique on this line. Once you realize its all nonsense...

Steven's avatar

Genius

Panos Papadopoulos's avatar

We are all awaiting to send SpaceXai to the moon

Le Shrub's avatar

🚀🚀🚀

Tom Grlla's avatar

Great piece, thanks. I wouldn't be surprised if Mike is right - he has good instincts - but I feel more comfortable being agnostic (agnostixxx?) for now as too many permutations.

Le Shrub's avatar

ha love the agnostic ;))) Yea just stay chilled until it's a cleaner path

Master ShiFu's avatar

Total nonsense, total genius..

jds.001's avatar

Prasad out at FDA $QURE ++a/h

Le Shrub's avatar

epic timing

Straw Beary's avatar

🫵🏻👌🏻👍🏻😂🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

The Blind Squirrel's avatar

So good

Le Shrub's avatar

🐿️🙏

Jim Miller's avatar

When does Klaus start selling US assets?

Le Shrub's avatar

I think Klaus has to worry again about European gas prices first!